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Fanfiction writer and daycare teacher on the side. Feel free to send in any prompt you'd like to see me try. The only rule is that it has to be: -(Naruto: A Sakura Haruno fic/pairing) Or (Supernatural: reader insert fic) Now following the stonemedusa tag, feel free to tag me if you need to. About me

Kunimitsu-senpai, I made you a cake and cookies today! I hope you’re feeling better. The cake is strawberry, vanilla and caramel- and the cookies are hollow with caramel chocolate inside~

I also made a strawberry friend named Fred.

Fred is one handsome motherfucker.

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Who’s a good guy to draw shirtless while sleep deprived at 2am?

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Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

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life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.

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The definition of insanity

I’m going to be an absolute bitch right now and scam you all out of a new oneshot by posting something that’s only up on and has been so for almost a year now. (So please excuse any mistakes- I fixed what I could but I really want to start fresh with the idea. Also why I’m posting this to see how it’s received.)

MUST READ:  My reasoning for this? We all know Sakura was a little…unstable in the first half- a voice in her head, the mood swings and temper…her obsession with Sasuke. I wanted to expand on that, see what would happen if things went a little differently with her.

Inner Sakura- my theory with this is that inner focuses on what is on Sakura’s mind, latching onto it and running wild. Sasuke was always on her mind during the first half so…yeah; we get the inner Sakura we all know. But in this, Sakura was pondering a few different things- so she’s giving Inner completely new fuel to run wild with. She did it with Sasuke, why wouldn’t she do it with something like this?

This isn’t a happy story so don’t expect a happy ending.

This is about Blood, Pain and having to fight for what you want.

This is about making hard decisions, about Sakura losing herself and struggling to glue the pieces together.

But most of all? This is about an 8 year old who signed herself up for a future she didn’t understand- this is about 12 year olds made to kill.

About lost innocence and what death can do to a young mind.


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*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

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Okay but your ot3 going through a haunted house


- who’s in the front, who’s in the middle, and who’s in the back
- who acts like it’s not going to be a big deal but actually screams at the top of their lungs when someone in the group’s hand brushes their arm
- who’s scared about going in but they’re the only one who keeps their cool
- who keeps narrating their adventure in a deep voice as they wander through the haunted house
- and, of course, who loses their shoe as they run out of the attraction

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I’m going to chill tonight after work and maybe write a little- get at least one Naruto fic done since I haven’t done one in a while. I’m thinking ChoSaku or MadaSaku (But you all know how I change my mind on pairings so no promises on that.)

I just need to relax and I’ve already informed everyone that I’m unavailable for once- so no interruptions yayyyy! I can actually get something done!!!

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I wanna write something so fucked up fans stay up till 3 in the morning writing fanfiction to undo the damage and pretend it never happened

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opalfyr asked: Hi stonemedusa I was looking for you Supernatural one shot on you fanfiction account with the username Sakura Hime Sama but could not find it. Is it posted under a different username or on a different site? ~OpalFyr~

Hey there! I’m not allowed to post reader inserts on unfortunately, so I just leave them all on tumblr.

You can find them linked here, I hope that helps.

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The AVP statue and the Deadpool figure just became a part of my WANT list. Loved the AVP movie and the Deadpool Comics.
Omg yes. I can see why people didn’t particularly like AVP 2 and all that- but the first on its own was great! I loved it just as much as all the Alien and Predator movies. All you have to do is remember that it’s an AU universe and all is well.
Just wait until you see the Alien skull I have on order >w> It’s  as amazing as it sounds. 
And as for the Deadpool- I  can’t believe I actually found it! My brother was the tall one who spotted it hiding on a high shelf XD
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(Can I just tell you all how happy I am that this outfit adds an inch or two to my height XD)

Just a few pictures I got taken by my brother while we were there! Good god it was amazing to just see everyone dressed up again, it feels like way too long.

And yes Kuni- That IS Pyramid head >w>

Also got another few pictures taken with the Gaston whenever I walked past. He REALLY liked my cosplay and got a few pictures himself XD (look at those arms man -///- ohhh boy.)

Now- to hunt for ones people took of me!

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First up- my haul for this year!

I managed to get-

  • And AVP statue for $20 because it’s missing 2 fingers on the back (easily fixed)
  • An alien figure
  • A Normandy figure
  • A Deadpool figure and comics
  • 2 signed Supernatural photos
  • A Chevy Impala toy car
  • Annnd a bunch of anime and mange

Overall, very happy with what I got!

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Annnnd I’m off to the convention! I’ll see you all when I get back with pictures to share~

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